me: mommaaa can i goo out with friends on saturday?

mom: whatt !! go out again. why everytime go out? you know how wild are you now or not? everytime go out! go with who? *hello mama, i dint go out since feb lahh. evytime i ask you you sure say no geh lah.

me: mommmmyyyyy pwwwzzzzz letttt meee gooooo.

mom: eh. ya horr. you din go out with yr friends for a long time ady hor. but with who? * wyee mom knows that !!

me: ya lahh mommyyyyy.. i go with my friends lohhhh.

mom: who? dont let me found out that you go pak toh ah.

me: i where got pak to before ohh? im yr guai lui mah.

mom: guai lui yr head. how about i saw you holding a different sex's hand that day?

me: holding hands only mah. nothing de, only kor kor and mui mui ah. somemore i not going with him on saturday, NO WORRIES mommy. *actually i am going with him and other friends.

mom: mmm.

me: mmm means let me go lo horr?

mom: see 1st lahh.

me: yeayyy yeayy mommy i love youuu.

mom: when i let you go you say love me lah. when i dont let you go, maybe you're trying to kill me lah.

me: no ahhh. i love you more when you let me go and i love you less when you dont let me go.

mom: but this is the last time you go out with friends ahhh!! *say only lahh. next saturday sure let me go out again wan.

me: okok !! thnx mommy. bye i go take bath ! *she mumble. ESCAPE !!

THATS ALL. HAPPY ENDiNG.